Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time
girlfriend.
One evening after the honeymoon he was assembling
some
gear for a hunting trip.
His wife was watching him. She finally
speaks.
“Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married
I think
it's time you quit hunting, shooting, and fishing.
Maybe you should sell your guns, your boat and the
motorcycle.”
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She
says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"For a minute there, you were sounding
like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife? I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't.“
h/t LL
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