Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening after the honeymoon he was assembling
gear for a hunting trip.
His wife was watching him. She finally
“Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married
it's time you quit hunting, shooting, and fishing.
Maybe you should sell your guns, your boat and the
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"For a minute there, you were sounding
like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife? I didn't know you were married before!"