Back By Unpopular Demand
And now, in response to a diminishing number of requests, your
humble scribbler takes dubious delight in presenting once again…“Pop Quiz: The ‘What
If’ Game” **
Ready? Begin…
Part A: (51 points)
Based on irrefutable, empirical data, what if you knew a
government agency was spying – really
spying - on you? What if that agency had a bottomless budget? What if that
agency had at its disposal, technology so advanced it made “state of the art”
instantly obsolete? What if that agency, utilizing that technology funded by
those infinite dollars could turn on your cell phone, record and store every
conversation? What if this agency
could also use this technology to turn on
your cell phone’s camera and your computer and its camera? What if this agency
could monitor, track and store every e-mail you ever send or receive as well as
every web site - every web site - and “social media” (FaceBook, Twitter, etc.)
you visit or ever visit? What if this agency could access every one of your
files even on your “off line” computer? What if this agency could access all
your passwords to your bank accounts, brokerage accounts, credit card and
on-line shopping accounts? What if this agency could immediately access records
of your grocery purchases? Or any
purchases – like liquor, wine, “sporting equipment”, “adult” items? What if
this agency’s technology enabled them to track you wherever you go via your
cell phone, GPS, One Pass, or that little black box tucked away in your car?
What if there was a “secret court” that routinely invalidated your so-called
“Constitutionally protected rights”, sanctioning all this activity as “necessary
for national security”? What if your
only options to protect yourself, your privacy, your rights were as
devastatingly effective as firing a BB gun at a charging rhino? And what if you
knew – based on irrefutable, empirical data – that you were actually paying
for this agency and all its toys to do this to
you?
Would that make you A) Apoplectic? B) Ballistic? C)
Cantankerous? D) Dyspeptic?
Part B: (24.7 points)
Explain the following (23 words or less)
Based on irrefutable, empirical data confirming Government
spying on citizens (and that the NSA flat out admits it here,
here,
here),
why would one write emails, text, make cell phone calls, post FB comments,
Tweet or otherwise participate in Social Media on-line chats with statements
regarding thoughts, actions or other subject matter guaranteed to matter to the
aforementioned agency, thus making one a prime candidate for a 4AM visit from
the DHS Goon Squad and a lengthy stay at one of those oft-rumored FEMA camps?
(Note: 10 points will be deducted for answers which include references to
“suicidal tendencies”, testosterone or the words “gonzo”, “Zombie”, “butthead”
or schadenfreude).
True or False – (57 2/3 points and the Back Stage passes!)
When
you consider the facts in a rational manner, without vitriolic denials, bitter accusations,
acrimonious blame, and rejection of the entire premise, you come to the
conclusion that we’ve passed the point of no return. Decades of bad choices,
bad leadership, bad men in important positions, bad education, bad governance,
and bad citizenship have led to bad times. But very few people, across all
socio-economic classes, have any interest in understanding the facts or making
the tough choices required to save future generations from a life of squalor.
We willfully choose to ignore the facts. – Jim Quinn (T or F)
“Collectivism” is merely a word for
commoditizing and devaluing actual individual human beings to an extent that
makes the most rapaciously exploitative corporatism seem like a bleeding
heart. (T or F)
The only way to keep a secret is to not tell
anyone. (T or F)
“Rules of economics do not work when money is,
Ctrl-P” (T or F)
Thanks to our friends at TPTB, your test has already been
graded and the results recorded in your Permanent File.
Of course, this will count on your Final.
Hell, this may even have been your Final…
** ©™® and Member FDIC... and gratitude to my friend, Judge Andrew Napolitano, for setting the "What If" standard!
Excellent piece!
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