Thought For The Day: "There is no arguing with conjecture".
* In attempt to recover $2 billion loss, JP Morgan Chase renames itself Chasebook
* Elizabeth Warren claims kinship to Sitting Bull; receives Indian name Lying Cow
*WH news briefing cut short after Jay Carney's pants spontaneously combust
From the High Tech Toy Dept.,, something new and (potentially) useful - IF used properly.
(NB: The Big IF)
Are you a golpher? Do you understand Obamanomics? Wanna see how Obamanomics works when applied to your next round? h/t MP
Regarding our current financial situation...Here’s a question: If I give you 50¢ and as a result of that transaction, you owe me $1.00, what interest rate have I charged you? Obviously, I’ve charged you 100% interest and I don’t give a rat’s ass about you or your kids. I’m pure evil and you’re pure stupid. But believe it or not, this kind of master-slave arrangement isn’t enough to satisfy a true narcissist. The narcissist needs to be exalted for his actions, no matter how unjust.
In Norts Spews - The Dawgs missed the Upset Of The Century by just a few yards and seconds in the SEC Championship Game. Quandary: If you went to LSU, who do ya root for: the hated, over-rated, over-exalted, over-everything ND Golden Domers? Or the equally despised Tide and their #%!@** coach? Problem solved courtesy of uber-DAWG Fan Al Mulkern: Root for the Tide. Keep the Title in the SEC. Drive sports nerds crazy.
Works for me -- altho I will have a large bottle of Lavoris nearby.